Paris is the Pits (when you're down to your last Irish sausage) Review

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(More customer reviews)Why keep Nellie Flanagan on the Irish Sausage detail when she has much better cuisine waiting for her in Paris? From Dun-mo-Croi, Dublin is a nagging intermediate stop for this 18-year old who yearns for the stardom Paris (and ultimately Broadway) offers. The road to the bright lights is littered with obstacles and human dross conspiring to deny Nellie her break -- and her quest takes her through flames that devour nylon curtains and grunts of the needy who wear away the feet of saints with their kisses and tears. Then relief, when a customer who searches for a bra to cover unreasonably-sized appendages gets her the sack. This reader is starved for more of "Paris is the Pits." Bring on the foie gras. Paris is the Pits (When You're Down to Your Last Irish Sausage) - Official ABNA Entrant


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Desperate to play Juliet, Nellie (18) leaves the soggy wilds of rural Ireland and heads off to Paris. She's convinced the City of Love and Light will recognize her acting talent and transform her life. She's in for a hell of a shock on all fronts. Because Paris is the Pits when: her step-granny is having more fun in the City of Dreams; her best friends are all losers or artistic loonies; her French lover goes AWOL; she's understudy to a corpse instead of playing Shakespeare's Juliet and the dog's quarters in Kerry are more elegant than her Parisian pad. But Paris always, always delivers - and Nellie is staying put until it does!

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